A
friend once told me that “everyone
needs at least one ‘Women in Prison’ (WIP) movie in their
collection.”
Did I also mention this friend is very wise?! For me the
revolution (which i think starts right before the zombie apocalypze) begins when I am absolutely forced to choose ‘Ilsa,
She Wolf of the SS.’
(Ok,
ok, maybe it’s maybe half WIP film and half Nazisploitation genre,
a niche that started with ‘Love
Camp 7’
but
it’s close enough and I really don’t want to spend anymore blog
space on Nazis! It is a prison camp, with prisoners that conquer the warden,
and they do escape, so close enough! Plus, there is plenty of blog
space later for a proper 'examination' of more Women in Prison
films…mmmmmm…..so many!)
Of
course, after the ‘somber’ opening title card (it couldn’t be
disingenuous? could it?!) We immediately go to a sex scene (well,
this is a prisoner of war camp after all, so what were you expecting?)
“Once
a prisoner has slept with me, he’ll never sleep with another woman
again!” - Wow,
how many times I have heard that?! Coitus leads to castration in
this camp. Of course, this graphic scene leads into what this genre
is all about: A sick mix of torture, soft-porn, violence and a lot of
naked women. This was apparently a quite successful financial mix in the
decade of the 70’s. For 1974 this was a truly sick film. Of course
now, it is considered a truly sick cult
film! (quite a significant distinction!) There is not much of a story
except the torture (ahem, medical experiments) in various ways of the
naked female prisoners. Ilsa employs devices such as a Nazi approved
torture dildo, exploding diaphragms, boiling a prisoner alive (these
are “important
experiments for the fatherland.”),
whippings (with topless guards of course!)and various surgical
techniques. Of course, being on the cutting edge of medicine, Ilsa
likes to use maggots to ‘cleanse the wounds.’
One
of the most inspired set pieces involves a naked girl standing on a
block of ice and a noose, slowly played out in the midst of a
sumptuous dinner attended by the fuhrer’s finest. Of course after
dinner, our visiting General has Ilsa pee on him. Reason #57 why you
should see this movie. (but again, these are Nazi’s and it is a
serious prisoner of war camp movie. I am sure scenes like this will
guarantee that 'atrocities', as mentioned in the beginning of the
movie, will never occur again!)
Another
aspect that this film exploits endlessly, are the compelling colors
of the Nazi regime in every scene (either with large banners or well
designed uniforms!)
but
also with the photos of Hitler, Himmler, etc. in the background of every
scene. (or maybe they had to keep reminding us that these are Nazi’s!
Really bad people! Which is a good thing because I would hate to be
in a theater and halfway through, someone sitting in front of me
would whisper to her friend and say: “which
ones are the Nazi’s?” I
really need to know who the bad guys are! ---(this actually happened
during a movie to my good friend Shelley.)
The only
message that anyone should be taking away from this film is simple:
Nazi's are bad, naked women are good! Even better if they are topless
wielding a cat o' nine tails!
Ilsa’s
downfall begins and ends with the one prisoner she decides not to
castrate. Since he is the only one that can ’satisfy’ her, she
keeps him around. Bad move, as Ilsa should have kept with the castration
policy. He uses this time to organize the rest of the prisoners for
an uprising and escape. After an underwhelming gun battle with about
5 nazi guards, (although I do have to mention one scene: a female
prisoner sneaks up on a Nazi guard and slits his throat. He falls to
the ground and the camera lingers on his ‘pulsing’ jugular with a
really realistic bleeding out--listening to the commentary on the
Anchor Bay DVD, this effect was done by Joe
Blasco who
did some great make-up effect work for this movie and went on to open
some very successful makeup studios around the country. He also did
the make-up for ‘The Carol Burnett Show’ & ‘The Lawrence
Welk show!”) The SS arrive in two vehicles (that probably blew half
the production budget) and proceed to destroy and burn the camp
down...yes, sadly, the EXACT set where ‘Hogan’s
Heroes’
had been filmed.
“Funny,
I don’t remember this episode of Hogan’s Hero’s?”
In
less than a decade David F. Friedman (with Herschell Gordon Lewis in the 60’s)
produced ‘Blood
Feast’,
which by his admission was purposely camp, and the brutal
‘Ilsa’ series. Watching them back to back it’s shocking to see
how the ‘tone’ of the gore presented had changed. This movie was
shot in 9 days. Obviously, just like ‘Blood Feast’, this film was
just made to make a quick buck. Also like that film, the question is why have they
endured when so many were shocked, appalled, sickened, and after being dismissed
by critics because of the content?
Without the presence of Dyanne Thorne, this film series never would have
spanned three (two official) more films in this series. It would have
been forgotten and included with all the rest of the forgettable
Nazisploitation films. The
legacy of this film, for me (whether you appreciate it or loathe it)
is Ms.Thorne’s powerful portrayal of Ilsa. I can’t picture
another actress that fit a role so perfectly. She influenced, I
think, alot of WIP films that might have never been made without this
film. I mean, can you imagine NOT being able to see these movies?!
It
really created the 'new' template of what to expect from a WIP movie:
sadistic warden, cruel guards, various abuses, whippings, lots of
naked women (preferably lesbian)/catfights (even better, if the
catfight is in the shower)
Basically
they created everything you look for and require in this sort of genre film and
this is the reason they are such a guilty pleasure. Beyond that, Danning's character was the archetype of what a strong, ruthless prison warden
could and should be. In fact, here Sybil Danning pulls it off
perfectly!
I
would be remiss not to mention one of the actors in this film, George
'Buck' Flowers.
He has shown up in a lot of my favorites over the years: most John
Carpenter films, a lot of Something Weird Movies- just a very likable
character actor that (as always) never gets enough credit for the
'texture' that they bring to a production.
Once
you have seen this character actor you will probably be able to
recall him being in some movie you have seen. Also,
keep your eyes open for a brief appearance by Ushi
Digart!
When
you have recovered from the onslaught of the Uber-Frau-Aufseher
aus der Hölle,
be sure to check out the Ilsa
movies
that followed:
'Ilsa,
Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks'-all
you need to know about this film is that includes more castrations,
exploding penis-machines and lesbian wrestling!
The
third (but unofficial Ilsa) movie is 'Ilsa,
the Wicked Warden.'
This is not an 'Ilsa' movie. Directed by Jess Franco, it was one of
four WIP movies he made, and it was only given an Ilsa title because
of the the popularity of the Ilsa series. It was also called 'Greta
the Mad Butcher'
or 'Ilsa,
Absolute Power'.
Regardless, it does feature Dyanne Thorne plus everything you come to
expect: nudity, violence, lesbians, acid injections, and snuff movies.
Curiously this movie was released and packaged together by Anchor Bay
with the first two including commentary and similar artwork.
The
final Ilsa chapter is 'Ilsa,
Tigress of Siberia'.
AKA 'The
Tigress' This
time she is in charge of a Siberian Gulag but flees to Montreal to
run a brothel. Unfortunately there is not an official US release of
this film. You can find a VHS copy every now and then but this is
usually the 'cut' version which does not include the awesome arm
wrestling/chainsaw scene…. wait….
There
actually was advertised in 'Variety'
another
Ilsa movie in pre-production 'Ilsa
meets Bruce Lee in the Bermuda Triangle'---oh
man, what could have been!
This
is a good time to answer the above question of why films like this
have endured. I don't know but I am glad that I saw it when I did and
that I had friends that were looking for the same strange, weird movies as
I was. I don't think anyone sets out to make a 'cult' movie. For
whatever reason, be it timing, circumstance, serendipity, whatever, a movie
like this stands above the dreck that preceded and followed
it because it captures something that repels yet attracts and speaks to
'something' that is 'different'. Just slightly askew enough
that it falls into a 'weirdness aka cool zone'. In other words, just
what I have been looking for! It would definitely be on a list of
'name dropping films'. The simple answer? Awesome!
If
you are a fan of exploitation and grindhouse type films. This movie
cannot be more highly recommended.
~Scooter
Polanksi
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